Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

In this quirky and unpredictable text-based adventure, players step into the shoes of a comedic heart tissue courier, whose job is to deliver the right hearts to the right people—before they get used in some wild, outrageous scenarios! As you navigate through a series of bizarre encounters—like gunning for the last slice of pizza at an afterlife reunion or mediating a feud between rival mime factions—you must choose your dialogue carefully to maintain your delivery speed and sanity. Each decision impacts the outcome, revealing unexpected twists and chuckles in a world where anything can happen, and hearts take on a life of their own.