Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

I've got so many hearts, you'd think I was a cardiologist… but really, I'm just a glorified emotional peddler.

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In a world where hearts are commodities, you play as a hearts dealer who has mixed up the orders and is left with a bizarre collection of hearts from various characters, each with their unique quirks and dark secrets. As you navigate through a twisted cityscape filled with eccentric clients and shady competitors, you must return the hearts to their rightful owners before the sun rises. With choices that lead to hilariously dark consequences and eerie encounters that will make you question your own heart's value, every decision is a gamble in this chaotic marketplace of emotions.