Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

If emotion is currency, I’m running a Ponzi scheme!

Fantasy Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a world where hearts are a commodity, you play as a rogue heart dealer named Varnish. Stripped of your own heart by a petty rival, you must navigate the treacherous underbelly of Heartsville, a city where emotions are bought, sold, and traded. You'll engage with bizarre characters, test your wits through moral dilemmas, and face choices that determine the very essence of your humanity. Can you find your heart in the saturated market of feelings and reclaim who you are before time runs out? It's a whirlwind of absurdity, dark humor, and choices that could cost you your soul.