Whose Head Is This, Anyway?

Welcome to 'Whose Head Is This, Anyway?'—an uproarious interactive text-based game where you, a disgruntled private detective with a dark sense of humor, find yourself in the middle of a bizarre murder mystery. After waking up in a dimly lit alley, you discover that you have lost your memory and a severed head that doesn't belong to you! To solve this absurd case, you must navigate a cast of eccentric characters, uncover clues, and piece together the events leading up to the crime, all while juggling your own questionable morals and a sarcastic inner monologue. Will you crack the case or will you just crack up?