Whose Halos are Those, Anyway?

Step into the shoes of a hapless celestial intern tasked with connecting a misfit assortment of fallen angels to their respective halos. In this quirky, satirical text-based adventure, you'll navigate a surreal world of bureaucracy and celestial politics where nothing is as it seems. Engage in witty dialogue, solve absurd puzzles, and make morally ambiguous choices that affect the fates of the fallen and the heavens themselves. Will you help them reclaim their halos, or will you become an agent of chaos, forging your destiny in the clouds?