Whose Halos Are Those, Anyway?

Step into the oddly divine shoes of a newly appointed 'Guidance Spirit,' tasked with mentoring a group of misguided yet hilariously quirky mortals. Throughout this interactive text-based adventure, you must tackle the chaotic and often absurd challenges they face, which include ridiculous scenarios like staging a celestial bake-off and convincing a fashion-challenged hero that capes are out. With every decision you make, you influence the fate of these mortals and discover just how hilariously incompetently they can misunderstand the 'guidance' they're given.