Whose Halos are Those, Anyway?

Whose Halos are Those, Anyway?

Who knew solving heavenly crimes could be so hellishly hilarious?

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In this interactive text-based game, you play as a cynical, washed-up celestial investigator named Felix Starbender. When the divine order of angels is thrown into chaos after several halos go missing, it’s up to you to navigate the eccentric afterlife communities of Heaven, Hell, and everything in between to uncover the truth. Engage in witty banter with quirky celestial beings, solve outrageous puzzles, and unravel a conspiracy that could tilt the balance of existence itself. Each decision you make alters the celestial hierarchy, revealing the absurdities of life—and death.