In a quirky, post-apocalyptic universe where alien artifacts have started to rain down from the sky, you play as a narcissistic urban scavenger named Dex, who stumbles upon a mysterious glowing halo. The catch? It’s not just any halo—it's rumored to possess the ability to grant wishes, but it also carries a hefty side effect: whoever wears it becomes the target of rival scavengers, conspiracy theorists, and an alien cult obsessed with reclaiming their lost relic. Navigate through a web of hilarious encounters, shape-shifting alliances, and bizarre wish consequences while uncovering the truth behind the halo and its previous owners. Will you keep the halo? Sell it? Or wish it out of existence? Your choices will determine who survives in this zany world where everyone seems to want a piece of your newfound glory.