Whose Halo Is This?

In a whimsically dark world, you play as Desmond, a down-on-his-luck private investigator. One morning, you stumble upon a glowing halo in a dumpster while searching for clues in the case of a missing celebrity pet. As you try to return the halo to its rightful owner, you'll encounter a cast of eccentric characters, uncover bizarre secrets, and navigate a satirical landscape where nothing is as it seems. Can you solve the riddle of the halo's origin while dodging the absurdity of fame, fortune, and feline drama?