Whose Halo Is This?

Dive into the chaotic world of 'Whose Halo Is This?'—a satirical, interactive text-based adventure where you are a beleaguered detective in a sprawling urban metropolis. The twist? Every character is a part-time angel vying for the title of 'Most Pious,' and halos are the ultimate status symbol. As you navigate through ridiculous scenarios, you must unravel the mystery of a missing halo that everyone seems to believe belongs to them. Gather clues, crack jokes, and try not to get sidetracked by absurd side quests, all while dealing with angelic egos and captivating urban legends that change depending on your choices. Will you restore order or simply make a celestial mess of things?