In a dystopian world where guilt can be transferred between individuals like a hot potato, you take on the role of a professional 'Guilt Broker'. Your job is to facilitate guilt trades among various quirky clients, each with their own bizarre stories and troubled pasts. As you navigate through a chaotic urban landscape, you must make decisions about who carries the burden of guilt for various misdeeds, all while avoiding the Guilt Enforcement Agency that wants to control the market. Use wit, strategy, and moral ambiguity to progress through increasingly absurd scenarios, all while unraveling a deeper conspiracy about the origin of guilt itself.