Whose Greeting Is It Anyway?
Who knew ‘hello’ could be a high-stakes game? Just wait until you hear the *'Hey, You!'* greeting at the next party!
Comedy
Interactive Fiction
Text Game
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In a world where people mysteriously lose their ability to greet others, you play as a beleaguered diplomat tasked with restoring social etiquette across several quirky communities. Each interaction brings you face-to-face with the unique and outlandish ways people have adapted to greet one another—from elaborate dance-offs to spontaneous poetry contests. Navigate through absurd scenarios, master the art of the greeting, and don’t forget to keep your wit sharp. Choose your words carefully as different greetings can lead to wildly different reactions, alliances, and outcomes. Will you help everyone find their voice again or lead them into a comical social disaster?
