Whose Greeting Is It Anyway?

Whose Greeting Is It Anyway?

Who knew saying hello could blow up a planet?

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Step into the shoes of Zoltar, a hapless intergalactic diplomat tasked with managing the greetings between various bizarre alien civilizations on the planet Quirkos. Each species has its own unique, ridiculous greeting customs, and your choices will either build alliances or spark intergalactic war. Interact with quirky characters, learn their customs through trial and error, and choose your words wisely — one wrong greeting could send a peace treaty spiraling into chaos! With multiple branching pathways, ridiculous dialogue options, and a galaxy of strange beings, you'll discover how humor can bridge even the widest cultural gaps.