Whose Greeting Is It Anyway?

In a world where greetings hold immense power, you play as a hapless Greeting Specialist—an underappreciated profession in a bizarre society where the way you say 'Hello' can shift the course of an entire conversation (and sometimes even history). The citizens of this world have turned their greetings into rigorous social weapons; each character you encounter has their own unique way of greeting others that can either open doors or slam them shut. You'll navigate through absurd scenarios, attend outrageous greeting competitions, and face off against rival Greeting Specialists in hilarious verbal duels. Can you master the art of the greeting, survive your encounters, and uncover the secrets behind the Great Greeting Crisis threatening your city?