Whose Greeting Is It Anyway?

In this hilarious and dramatic interactive text-based game, you play as a professional greeting card writer caught in an ongoing existential battle with the world of social etiquette. As you navigate quirky scenarios involving your family, friends, and even your pets, you're tasked with crafting the perfect greetings for a variety of bizarre situations that arise. Each choice leads you to different outcomes, and you can either become a celebrated card legend or the most awkward social outcast. Will you embrace the ridiculousness of life’s greetings, or will you let it overwhelm you?