Whose Greeting Is It Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you play as a quirky social greeter for an eccentric, elite gathering where the richest, most pretentious personalities have come to showcase their ludicrously unique greetings. Each decision you make influences the reactions of the guests, leading to absurd situations and hilarious dialogues. Navigate through the chaos as you attempt to learn the art of greeting etiquette while uncovering a hidden mystery about stolen diamonds rumored to be among the guests. Can you balance the pressures of social interaction with solving the mystery, all while keeping your witty charm intact?