Whose Greeting Is It Anyway?

In this quirky text-based game, you take on the role of a socially awkward greeting card writer who accidentally finds themselves hosting a bizarre national convention of famous fictional characters, each with their unique greeting styles. As the unexpected host, you must navigate a series of hilarious situations where characters like a melodramatic vampire, a pun-loving space pirate, and a sassy fairy all provide feedback on your greeting cards. Players will make choices that affect the outcome and explore comedic dialogue trees, collect unique card designs, and learn just how far one can stretch the meaning of 'hello.' Can you bring together the most eclectic cast of characters while avoiding the cringe-worthy situations that await you?