Whose Greeting Is It Anyway?

In a world where social interactions are governed by absurd rules and quirky factions, you play as a professional greeter. Your job is to navigate the chaotic landscape of greetings across various groups—each with their own bizarre customs and expectations. From the overly enthusiastic Greeting Gurus to the aloof Minimalist Connexionists, your choices will determine how each greeting unfolds, how relationships are formed, and how society evolves. With a blend of humor and social satire, encounter challenges that force you to balance authenticity with the absurdity of social constructs, ultimately deciding the fate of modern greetings.