Whose Greeting is it Anyway?

In a quirky world where every greeting comes with bizarre consequences, you play as a professional greeter named Charley. Your task is to navigate through a series of outrageous social scenarios—from a high-society tea party gone wrong to a chaotic alien interview—by selecting greetings that will either charm or offend. As you explore, gather hilarious character backstories, collect absurd greetings, and unlock outrageous scenarios. Every choice can lead you to unprecedented social success or epic social blunders. Can you master the art of greeting before the world of social stakes gets completely out of hand?