Whose Greeting is it Anyway?

In this absurd interactive text-based game, you play as an unwitting host at a bizarre annual event known as the 'Greetings Gala,' where guests from various timelines and dimensions are invited to introduce themselves creatively. As the host, you must navigate through outrageous characters with unique quirks, each vying to deliver the most memorable greeting. Your choices will determine the flow of conversations, lead to unexpected friendships or rivalry, and unravel a quirky mystery surrounding an enigmatic guest who claims they know the ultimate greeting. Can you keep the gala intriguing without losing your sanity?