Whose Greeting Is It Anyway?

Whose Greeting Is It Anyway?

When it comes to greetings, don’t just say ‘hi’—say ‘oh no, what have I done?!’

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Set in a bizarre, surreal diner where customers' greetings dictate the fate of their meals, players assume the role of a new server trying to navigate an eccentric cast of characters—all with their own unique greetings that lead to outrageous outcomes. As players interact with quirky patrons, the game unfolds through humorous dialogue trees, where their choices can result in anything from a pie fight to a philosophical debate about the meaning of 'hello.' Master the art of greetings, collect wild stories, and earn tips (or ire) as you confront the ultimate question: Does the way you greet someone really determine your destiny?