In a world where greetings are the most valuable currency, players assume the role of an underachieving time-traveling greeting consultant named Ziggy. Using absurd comedic encounters and a unique choice-driven dialogue system, Ziggy must navigate various timelines—from Renaissance balls to distant future dystopias—to discover who truly invented the greeting and reclaim the stolen legacy of lighthearted introductions. Players can collect bizarre greetings, face off in wacky mini-games, and meet eccentric historical figures while piecing together clues to solve a comedic mystery fraught with punchlines and puns.