Whose Greeting Is It Anyway?

In a world where every encounter is governed by an absurd set of social rules, you play as Max, a quirky social analyst with a penchant for overthinking greetings. Your job? To navigate a series of increasingly ridiculous social situations, from a family reunion with a surprise guest to an awkward business meeting with a pet parrot. Each scenario has branching dialogues based on cultural references, puns, and the whims of the characters you meet. Master the art of wit and charm to earn 'greeting points' and unlock hilarious personalized responses from your friends, family, and even your enemies. Will you become the ultimate social guru or get stuck in a loop of awkward hellos?