Whose Greeting Is It Anyway?

Whose Greeting Is It Anyway?

In a world where 'Hello' could mean 'You’re fired,' who’s got the guts for a greeting?

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In a world where greetings determine social hierarchy, you play as a charismatic but underachieving 'Greeting Specialist' in a bustling metropolis known as Salutation City. Navigating a web of quirky characters—from the formalists to the overly casual—you must master the art of greetings to climb the social ladder. Each interaction presents a choice: will you compliment someone’s awkward joke, brush off a pompous business mogul, or risk a friendship with a wildly inappropriate greeting? The game’s multi-threaded narrative challenges you to navigate social situations, uncover secrets, and perhaps redefine what it means to belong in this unexpected and comical drama. But beware; your choices can lead to absurdly hilarious consequences!