Whose Greeting Is It Anyway?

In a world where greetings hold mystical powers, you are a 'Greeting Guardian' tasked with maintaining the balance of greetings across various realms. Each realm you visit presents a new cast of quirky characters and their bizarre, unique greetings. As you interact with them, you'll have to decipher the right manner of greeting to unlock their secrets, solve their problems, and prevent the imminent greeting apocalypse. Make choices that shape the tone and outcome of your encounters while juggurnig puns and humorous dialogues in an episodic narrative filled with witty banter and unexpected twists.