In a quirky world where everyone's greeting is a matter of life and death, you play as Zane, a greeting specialist tasked with the dangerous job of determining the best salutation for every encounter. From cheery 'hellos' to sinister 'how-do-you-dos,' your choices shape not only the outcome of each conversation but also the fate of the eccentric characters you meet. Navigate social events, avoid overly polite assassins, and uncover a conspiracy that threatens the very fabric of social interaction.