In this uproarious text-based game, players step into the shoes of a down-on-their-luck paranormal investigator who accidentally acquires the ability to commune with ghosts—of all sorts! Your job? Navigate through a series of absurd scenarios involving quirky spirits who need your help to resolve their unfinished business. From a melodramatic Victorian poet yearning for romantic recognition to a bumbling 80s rock star looking to redeem his legacy, players will have to use their wit and charm to help these ghosts move on, while balancing their own clumsy life challenges. Choices you make determine the fate of both the ghosts and yourself, with hilarious consequences that lead to unexpected endings!