In this interactive text-based game, players take on the role of Sam, a down-on-their-luck private investigator who unwittingly stumbles into the world of spectral disputes. Ghosts of various backgrounds have congregated in the shadowy realms of a paranormal bar, each claiming ownership of a prized artifact from the living world. The catch? The ghosts argue like bickering relatives at a family reunion, with each one providing conflicting backstories and sarcastic remarks. Players must navigate through their ghostly testimonies, collect clues, and strike deals to resolve the conflicts—all while managing the ironies of being a living being in a dead world. Jump between spectral negotiations, decode spooky puns, and make decisions that affect the haunting outcomes. Can you discover the true owner of the artifact amidst the haunting hilarity?