Whose Face is This Anyway?

In this interactive text-based mystery, you play as a disgraced former actor who wakes up in a surreal world where everyone has different faces stolen from the famous and the infamous. You're tasked with uncovering the identities of various characters and reclaiming your own likeness from the bizarre 'Face Collector' while navigating absurd situations filled with witty dialogue, eccentric personalities, and unexpected plot twists. Will you dodge accusations of being a celebrity impersonator, solve the clues, and restore your own face before it’s too late?