Whose Face is This, Anyway?

Whose Face is This, Anyway?

If I had a nickel for every time someone mistook me for a wax statue... I'd be funding my own museum!

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In this hilariously absurd interactive text-based game, you play as a reluctant restorer of celebrity wax figures at a once-popular museum now facing bankruptcy. One fateful night, all the wax figures come to life with the personalities of their real-life counterparts and a mysterious theft occurs. With help from a detective character who is also a wax figure (and a bit too full of himself), players must navigate a series of goofy and unexpected interactions, solve quirky mysteries involving mistaken identities, and restore the museum's reputation. Along the way, you'll make choices that can lead you down wildly divergent paths, uncovering secrets about the figures and addressing absurd dilemmas like “How do you deal with a sassy wax Marilyn Monroe who thinks she’s being stalked by Edgar Allan Poe?” Absurdity meets mystery in this interactive escapade where every decision shapes the wacky narrative.