Whose Face is This, Anyway?

In this zany text-based adventure, you awaken in an extravagant mansion filled with bizarre characters, each with a secret to hide. Unfortunately, you're faced with a unique predicament: your identity has been magically swapped with others throughout the household. To reclaim your face, you must solve wacky riddles, engage in absurd conversations, and uncover the truth behind a peculiar face-switching curse that has befallen the mansion. Will you embody the chaotic lives of an opera-singing cat owner or a conspiracy-theorist chef before figuring out whose face truly belongs to you?