Whose Face Is This, Anyway?

In a world where faces are traded like stocks, you play as a lowly Face Broker named Phelps, navigating the chaotic bazaar of facial market transactions. One morning, you wake up to find your own face missing and a completely unrecognizable one in its place! As you try to reclaim your identity, you'll encounter a cast of eccentric characters, face-swapping heists, and hilariously bizarre situations. Your choices will determine whether you recover your original face, become a face market tycoon, or embrace your new bizarre identity. With witty dialogue, unexpected twists, and the absurdity of a world that takes facial transformations to the extreme, every decision could land you a fortune or leave you faceless forever.