In this satirical interactive text-based game, you play as a washed-up detective in a world where identities can be traded like Pokémon cards. After waking up with a brand new (and very unfamiliar) face, you embark on a chaotic journey to uncover the truth behind identity theft, weird cults, and bizarre celebrity impersonators. Engage in witty dialogue, make bizarre choices that affect your face, and determine who you really are while desperately trying to avoid a face-off with shady dealers and emotionally unstable ex-lovers!