Whose Dust Is It Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you take on the role of an amateur archaeologist turned CSI agent in a strange town known for its quirky inhabitants and downright bizarre occurrences. When a centuries-old skeleton is discovered in a local diner, you must unravel the history surrounding this 'perfectly preserved' corpse and its connection to the eccentric locals. Every choice you make uncovers humorously dark secrets and ludicrous twists, leading you down paths of unexpected alliances and ludicrous confrontations. Will you solve the mystery of the deceased while managing the absurdity of your own misadventures?