Whose Dust Is It Anyway?

In a quirky town where inanimate objects come to life after dark, you play as the eccentric Dust Inspector, tasked with investigating thefts of both physical and metaphysical 'dust'—a mystical residue vital to the characters’ existence. The twist? You must engage in comedic, dialogue-driven encounters with talking furniture, melodramatic light fixtures, and existentially confused dust bunnies, all while unraveling who among them is the ultimate kleptomaniac. Can you piece together clues through wordplay, outrageous arguments, and zany character backstories, or will the culprit remain a mystery until dawn?