Whose Dilemma Is It Anyway?

In a dystopian future where life is literally an endless series of moral dilemmas, you play as Sam, an 'Ethical Negotiator' tasked with resolving society's biggest disputes—everything from whether it's okay to eat tacos for breakfast to more serious ethical quandaries like whether to save a ship's cargo or its crew. Each choice dramatically alters the world around you. Will you lean into absurdist humor and help people resolve their existential crises, or will you unleash chaos by encouraging their most self-indulgent options while narrating your internal monologue with sharp wit? Your decisions shape not just the outcomes, but the very fabric of this twisted world, leading to multiple endings and unexpected consequences.