Whose Darn Item Is This?

In a bustling intergalactic market, you play as Zorba, a quirky space scavenger known for your knack for finding the most bizarre items in the universe. One day, you stumble upon a mysterious artifact that seemingly belongs to no one but is wanted by everyone. As you navigate through alien traders, crafty thieves, and eccentric collectors, you must use your wit to uncover the artifact's origins and its owner’s true intentions. Engage in humorous dialogue, solve quirky puzzles, and confront the absurd bureaucracy of the Cosmic Item Retrieval Council to embark on a thrilling quest filled with unexpected twists!