Whose Darn Item Is This?

In a bustling multi-dimensional market where items from various worlds collide, players step into the shoes of Zeke, an unwitting collector of lost items. Each day, Zeke discovers bizarre artifacts endowed with quirky powers and the personalities of their previous owners. As Zeke interacts with an ensemble of eccentric characters, including a cantankerous ghost vendor and a conspiracy-theorizing snail, players must uncover the true origins of these items through hilarious dialogue choices and ludicrous scenarios. Every decision shapes the unfolding mystery, leading to unexpected collaborations and outrageous revelations about the identities of the lost items' true owners. Will Zeke secure the market's legendary prize—an item so absurdly powerful that it could bridge the gaps between worlds—or will he become entangled in a comedy of errors?