Whose Darn Item Is This?

In this quirky interactive text adventure, players assume the role of a disgruntled office worker who's stumbled upon a bizarre assortment of personal items left behind by a rotating cast of eccentric colleagues. As you navigate through a series of hilarious misunderstandings, absurd office antics, and ridiculous clues, you must trace back the ownership of these items to their rightful owners - all of whom have outlandish backstories and motivations. Will you help them reclaim their lost treasures or turn the office into a battleground for the most ludicrous item of all?