Whose Darn Item Is This?

In this interactive text-based adventure, players step into the shoes of Avery, an unassuming office worker who stumbles upon a peculiar item that everyone in the office claims ownership of: a mystical stapler that grants bizarre powers. Players must navigate through a chaotic world of office politics, eccentric coworkers, and whimsical side quests to uncover the true owner of the stapler. Relationships can either be mended or destroyed, and absurd challenges—like a stapler-related bake-off or a covert stapling duel—will unfold, leading to a dramatic climax that reveals the item's hidden secrets. It's a race against time and sanity as players engage in witty banter, puzzling choices, and a surprising twist of fate.