In this hilariously chaotic interactive text-based game, you play as an eccentric, forgetful detective named Sam Quirk. After a wild party filled with peculiar guests, you wake up to find your home littered with odd items belonging to the party attendees. With no memory of the night before, it's up to you to solve the mystery of 'Whose Darn Item Is This?' as you interact with quirky characters, uncover outrageous backstories behind the items, and piece together clues from your foggy recollections. Your decisions and special detective skills will determine whether you can return the items (and your reputation) or become the town's running joke!