Whose Darn Item Is This?

In a bustling intergalactic bazaar, you play as a quirky item detective named Zilch. Your mission? To uncover the owners of bizarre lost items scattered throughout the market. Each object comes with its own ridiculous backstory, leading you to eccentric side characters, perplexing puzzles, and absurd encounters. As you piece together clues and meet various alien merchants, adjust your investigation tactics based on responses to your offbeat queries and outlandish methods. The choices you make can lead to hilariously unexpected outcomes, and uncover the truth about the bazaar's hidden secrets. Will you become the top item sleuth or just another cosmic punchline?