Whose Cosmos Is It Anyway?

Step into the chaotic realm of intergalactic bureaucracy where cosmic beings debate the ownership of reality and it's your job as a low-level cosmic intern to mediate absurd conflicts among god-like entities. Armed with nothing but your celestial clipboard and wit, you navigate a universe filled with ludicrous scenarios, ranging from a disgruntled sun trying to claim all sources of light to a black hole demanding royalties for existential crises. Each choice you make leads to hilariously unpredictable outcomes and cosmic consequences, all while trying not to get yourself obliterated in the process. Can you restore sensibility where nonsense reigns?