Whose Cosmos Is It Anyway?

In a universe where reality is as twisted as a pretzel, you play as Quip, a snarky cosmic jester tasked with balancing the multiverse's chaotic timelines. When a glitch in the fabric of spacetime causes the cosmos to go haywire, it’s up to you to interact with bizarre planets and peculiar alien societies through a series of hilariously dramatic text-based choices. Each decision not only alters your journey but also the very nature of existence itself. Engage in hilarious debates with sentient stars, negotiate treaties with anarchist robots, and crack cryptic puzzles that can send you spiraling through time. With quick wit and unpredictable outcomes at every turn, no two playthroughs are ever the same!