Whose Cosmos is it Anyway?

In an absurd galaxy far, far away, you take on the role of an interdimensional space bard who navigates through zany planets populated by bizarre life forms. As the self-proclaimed ruler of the cosmos (and only because you can't remember how you got there), you must use your wit, charm, and a collection of improvised space songs to resolve conflicts, unite warring factions, and ultimately confront the enigmatic Cosmic Committee. Your choices, sarcastic remarks, and improvised lyrics will not only shape the fate of the universe but also determine who gets the last slice of cosmic pizza.