Whose Cosmos Is It Anyway?

Step into the realm of cosmic bureaucracy where you play as an intergalactic intern tasked with resolving the universe's most absurd crises. From misfiring black holes and rogue asteroids to sentient planets with existential dread, your decisions shape the fate of galaxies. Engage in hilarious dialogues with quirky aliens, navigate outlandish scenarios, and make choices that lead to wildly unpredictable outcomes. Can you juggle the demands of the cosmos and still make it back to your miserable coffee job? Or will you become the cosmic hero you never wanted to be?