Whose Cosmos is it Anyway?

In a universe where different cosmic entities compete for dominance through outrageous challenges, you play as a lowly celestial intern tasked with the seemingly impossible: mediating a series of ludicrous and whimsical cosmic disputes. Imagine a scenario where a star wants to be a black hole because it thinks it’s cooler, or a moon upset because a planet won’t let it borrow its oceans. Navigate through absurd scenarios by making choices that affect the cosmic balance, all while dodging the shadows of celestial bullies and the whims of your unpredictable, egocentric boss – an all-powerful Cosmic Guide known for their questionable taste in humor. Prepare for mind-bending puns, hilarious dilemmas, and the quest to find your place in this chaotic universe.