Whose Cosmos Is It Anyway?

Whose Cosmos Is It Anyway?

Cleaning up after the galaxy's wildest party—where the only thing dirtier than the floor is my sense of humor!

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Step into the shoes of a cosmic janitor named Lumen, tasked with cleaning up the mess left behind by interstellar chaos and a motley crew of alien species. As you traverse different galaxies, you encounter eccentric characters, bizarre technologies, and unpredictable situations. Your decisions will not only determine the fate of the universe but will also decide how many sentient goldfish you have to serve at the next intergalactic gala. With each cleaning mission, you'll wield an arsenal of outrageous tools—from the Sentient Vacuum Monster to the Quantum Feather Duster—while deciphering the quirky customs and languages of the universe's inhabitants. The narrative dynamically shifts based on your choices, leading to hilariously absurd outcomes that challenge both your sanity and humor.