Whose Cosmos Is It Anyway?

In this absurd text-based adventure, players assume the role of a washed-up cosmic journalist working for a news outlet specializing in the bizarre happenings across the universe. Your task: investigate, report, and navigate a series of intergalactic dilemmas caused by a mysterious anomaly threatening to rewrite reality itself. Each decision you make impacts the cosmos—and the zany inhabitants within it—while you juggle your career, relationships with eccentric aliens, and strange occurrences like time loops, dimension-hopping gossip, and an unusually sentient black hole that fancies itself a life coach. Will you rise to cosmic fame or fall into obscurity? The stars are aligned, but can you keep your sanity intact?