Whose Cosmos Is It Anyway?

In this absurdly entertaining text-based game, you play as Zorp, a cosmic janitor tasked with cleaning up the mess left behind by celestial beings after an intergalactic party that spiraled out of control. As Zorp, you navigate through bizarre alien landscapes, quirky star systems, and attend to the hilarious aftermath of outrageous cosmic events. Engage with eccentric characters, solve outlandish problems, and discover who truly owns the universe—all while juggling your day job and trying to maintain sanity in a place where the laws of physics are mere suggestions! Your choices dictate whether you transform into the hero of the cosmos or a victim of cosmic slapstick. The fate of the universe depends on you, but mostly it depends on how well you can mop up space goo.